Ed; The Kink of Games. He's Magically Delicious! (x0xdemonnekox0x) wrote in playthedamncard,
Ed; The Kink of Games. He's Magically Delicious!
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Do you guys remember that handgame, "Mars?"

It went:

"On the planet Mars
Where the babies smoke cigars
And the men wear bikinis
And the women drink martinis
Every sip they take
Is enough to kill a snake
When the snake is dead
They put mustard on its head
When the mustard dries
They put diamonds in its eyes
When the diamonds break
It's 1948."



"On the Planet YuuGiOh
Where Bakura does a strip show
And the yami wear bikinis
And the hikari drink martinis
Every sip they take
Is enough to kill Marik
When Marik is dead
They put creampuffs (Otherwide known as the kerobo<--OMFG TYPO. KURIBOH. (I must have been sniffing sharpie when I made that typo D=) brothers) oon his head
When the creampuffs dry
They put dice (From Otogi!) in his eyes
When the dice fall out
The Pharaoh fucks Yuugi on a couch."
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