I'm not sure if this is allowed here
it's basically crack! but I recently purchased some DVDs of the original Japanese DM.
I have Hong Kong subs :D
To be fair there hasn't been anything completely incomprehensible yet, but I've had my fair share of lols. So far I've encountered:
Ryuzaki's name is "Taylor Luki" (and he's supposedly 25 years old)
Haga's name is "Yansamhatanyuo"
Pegasus' name is "Pacassi Helenfaki" (I will never be able to tell you how hard I laughed)
"Yu Gi! Teach me how to play the fighting Yu Gi!"
"'Attack' becomes a poker with hidden meanings"
"It is good if I don't suspect any more, it is a crutical moment"
I could go on for YEARS with this stuff. So I was just wondering, for those of you who have also undergone this life-shaping experience, what are your favourite mangled quotes?