So, today I found out that, in France, buying tampons is commonly referred to as a 'business transaction'. Just as having your period is referred to as a 'stomach tickle'. And it's probably a really bad thing that I heard the first one and thought, "Hey, business transactions, that's what Yuugi's dad is supposed to have been enacting. The hell? He spent the last sixteen years buying tampons!?'
My brain is a very bad place to get lost in.