megan (meggannn) wrote in playthedamncard,
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Make Your Own Sandwich

Inspired by another version in a Lost comm I'm following, I present: How the YGO characters would each make a PB&J sandwich. Hopefully this is more amusing than it sounds.

Anzu
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Have trouble deciding which sandwich is better
6. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Kaiba
1. Pay someone to throw the jar of jelly at the wall as you sneer, “I don’t need a sandwich”
2. Criticize the mascot on the jar of peanut butter and come up with a derogatory nickname for it
3. Grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Ishizu
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Take everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Jounouchi
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Rebecca
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Repeat steps 1-3 for your demonic teddy bear

Bakura
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything/will kill them last/won't sacrifice them to Zorc if they make you another sandwich
4. Grin at them all creepy-like

Mokuba
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get kidnapped

Shaadi
1. Apply peanut butter
2. Disappear for one season
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for two seasons
5. Eat sandwich

4Kids
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then ignore their complaints that this sandwich does not taste as good as the original
3. Screw with the established canon sandwich, including the protagonist's name, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts

Pegasus
1. Decide you're too rich to make your own sandwich
2. Plan an elaborate ruse of a tournament to get a short teenager to come to your private island and give you their sandwich
3. Get beaten by the short teenager's inhabitant spirit
4. Have your eyeball stolen
5. Miserably make your sandwich alone in a room with a portrait of your dead wife

Otogi
1. Simply lick the peanut butter off your fingers and watch the girls scramble to give you some jelly.

Mai
1. Make sandwich.
2. Don't tell anyone you have a sandwich for a really, really long time.
3. Suddenly explosively reveal that you have a sandwich.
4. Look hot in purple.

Any ideas on the other characters? :3

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